Random Dumbasses Part 6

Here is part six of our installment of random dumb asses from court:

-This young woman who was arrested on a capias for FTA and failure to comply with a court ordered anger management issues. Apparently this wasn't the first time the young woman had not appeared in court. The kicker was ding dong is like 20, on disability and already has one kid. She's also pregnant as well (due I believe in February). She's on disability for ADHD or some other random psychological thing and doesn't take medication for it. Who wants to bet her kids won't end up in the criminal justice system?

-Some random lawyer and his dumb ass clients. They took up at least a half of hour of the judge's time attempting to get the judge to break the state law so some juvenile could get his license. In my state if you are convicted of possession of marijuana or alcohol, you get an automatic 6 month suspension when you apply for your license. This kid thought he could just wait six months and then get a non-restricted license. No moron, what would be the point of that? This kid's lawyer went on forever about this. The judge was getting irritated by the end of it. I honestly could not blame her.

-Some random juvenile who was in court with his grandparents. All of the qualified as dumb asses. The kid has substance abuse and conduct disorder. He cursed at his grandparents in front of the judge. The grandfather in the case had no clue WTF was going on and refused to file charges against said juvenile after he assaulted him. The judge explicitly told him to do this if the kid kept acting him. The juvenile went to detention and the grandparents went home to revel in their stupidity.

-The kicker today was this 20 something year old pothead. He came into court on a sexual deviancy charge. Apparently he decided to get his freak on with his step-niece after giving her marijuana. This step-niece was like 15 and she had known this guy most of her life. He was incarcerated due to this. I mean give me a freaking break. This guy just needs to be neutered.

More random dumb asses soon I'm sure...