Random Dumbasses Part 7

Here are more random dumb asses from court:

-First nominee goes to a clerk of court. I hand you paperwork and you manage to lose it. Then you try to blame it on me. I'm sorry that you can't keep track of what is going on but don't try to blame it on me. And try laying off whatever the hell it is you are eating. I swear it looks like you've gained 30 lbs over the past six months.

-A random defense lawyer. The lawyer tries to get her client bail after he client was initially denied bail and let the time lapse when he could appeal the ruling. You should know the criminal process well enough that you shouldn't have even tried filing that motion.

-Another illegal Mexican immigrant. This fool decided to molest his step daughter and masturbate at the same time. His girlfriend called him and called 911. You're an illegal immigrant and a child molester. And you still tried to get bail. Now surprisingly you were DENIED. Prison then deportation for you.

-Another random juvenile. He was on a deferred finding for four misdemeanor charges. He then managed to be so badly behaved that his own lawyer told the judge that his behavior was abhorrent. He was convicted on all charges and given a 120 day detention stay. Enjoy your detention stay.

More random dumb asses to come shortly...